"wave this white cloth in a circular motion.... and RUN! no dammit, I said a circular motion! RUN!"
"quickly immerse yourself! here! take this straw and use it to breathe!"
I like to imagine this besiged person fighting for his or her life, especially the part trying to coordinate the all important throwing of the cloth and and running in the opposite direction.
Also, I should like to add that you would all be smart to heed this same advice in Canada the next time you run across a bear.
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Shit, I was using more of an eliptical swing pattern, and my cloth was blue. I shoulda been beefood.
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