





Don't misunderstand me, I'm not dim enough to claim that I don't have an accent, or to claim that an accent is anything but a subtle (though salient) difference in pronounciation observed by two people with different backgrounds. I'm saying that after listening to people from all over the world speak English with all their various accents for years now, two things have occurred. One is that subtleties in annunciation have become very pronounced to my ear. Speaking slow and deliberate English for countless hours in my classes has also contributed to my own accent becoming Internationalized or Americanized to an extent.

After I landed at Vancouver International I had to go through immigration. There were two lineups, one labeled "Canadian Residents" and one labeled "Visitors". I lined up and eventually handed my passport over to a particularly Canadian looking immigration officer (with a very round head and really short gelled hair spiked up in the front). He asked a couple of questions about the value of the gifts I was bringing into Canada, and as he handed me back my passport, he asked,
"Are you living overseas sir?"
I told him that yes, I was living in Taiwan, to which he told me that I should have lined up in the visitors line.
I said "Really?" because I was honestly surprised and amused.
"Yeah, you should know that by now - you've been home like what, three times now?"
huh?
"Actually this is the first time I've been home."
"The first time in three years?"
"Actually the first time in two years and three months..."
Wow, that must have really been bothering him that I lined up in the wrong line.

